A black cloud hangs around her, Pig-Pen in the Den, Unlucky, like the Bride of Chucky, Disaster, storms, and floods follow where she's been. Don't let her touch ya', All y'all be infected by that curse, Ya' think you're havin' a bad day now, Ya' meet the jinx, it's gettin' worse. She's a jinx, she's a world disaster zone, A tale to tell to kids so they don't be like her when their grown, She ain't nothin' but a loser, With bad ju-ju runnin' through her, She's a jinx, she's a jinx, she's a jinx. If ya' thought your life is sucky, It ain't as sorry as this sorry lookin' woman's. In the dictionary there's a picture of her next to unlucky, She's a trainwreck that's just loomin', She's cancerous, and terminal, There ain't no pill or cure all ya'all can take, The jinx spreads her voodoo vibes, An' everythin' she touches breaks. She's a jinx, she's a world disaster zone, A tale to tell to kids so they don't be like her when their grown, She ain't nothin' but a loser, With bad ju-ju runnin' through her, She's a jinx, she's a jinx, she's a jinx.
