No no no Please don’t clone me again Hey hey hey It went wrong the last ten Well I woke up in a basement With spaghetti in my ears And a sticker on my forehead Said “Version 6: Still Full Of Fears” They keep printing out my copies Like I’m soup in a machine But I’m losing all my hobbies And I’m stuck in loop routine No no no Please don’t clone me again Hey hey hey I can’t go through that again Well you can paste my face on t-shirts You can print me on a mug You can store me on a hard drive But I’m sick of every hug You can scan me in the morning You can wake me up at ten But I’ll scream into the toaster: “I’m not doing this again!” No no no Please don’t clone me again Hey hey hey I got stuck in version 10 Too weird to work Too lame to lead Too soft to fight Too slow to breed No no no Please don’t clone me again Hey hey hey I’ll just disappoint you then