[Verse] Well, we’re stacking up the rifles in the basement, Canned beans and water jugs to boot. Got a bunker underground, it's our sacred emplacement, Barbed wire and steel to make it cute. [Verse 2] Charcoal for the grill, propane for the stove, Solar panels on the barn roof high. We got seeds and a shovel, a rototiller we love, Gonna live off the land 'til the zombies die. [Chorus] Hunker down, boys, the end is near, With our trusty dogs and ice-cold beer. Prepare for the worst, we'll stand our ground, In our little country hideaway, safe and sound. [Verse 3] We’ve got a map with routes all marked, Emergency radios in every room. Got a backup generator ready to spark, When the apocalypse casts its gloom. [Verse 4] Shotguns at the doors, crossbows on the walls, Piles of ammo standing three feet tall. We got our loved ones close and our country drawls, Hunker down, my friends, through it all. [Bridge] When the skies turn dark and the winds blow hard, And the world's gone to hell in a handbasket. We’ll cling tight to each other, our trusty guard, Making sure no undead makes a casket.
