Swimming freely in the drink (the almighty penguin) You’re not a Joker as some might think Prison is just a revolving door (do they set them free?) Keeping villains caged is such a chore Oswald has another scheme (just as bad as the rest) Like his others, it came in a dream Cobbled together random tech (to catch a Bat) A booby-trapped hot pot? What the heck! Emperor of all the seas (oh, flightless fowl) He likes his cell kept at minus ten degrees Waddling now through Gotham streets (umbrella at your side) Oh, the agony of your many defeats Fight the Dark Knight, ’cause you’re insane (Ivy won’t help, you’re kinda lame) Selina hates you and so does Bane Harley’s tights are in the wash (Scarecrow won’t return your calls) Two-Face refused to make a toss Dining nightly on just a fish (in your frozen Arkham cell) You could have anything that you wish You don’t even use a tasty lemon sauce (nasty raw fish every day) And Penguin, we beg you, learn to floss. Oswald has another scheme (just as bad as the rest) Like his others, it came in a dream Cobbled together random tech (to catch a Bat) A booby-trapped hot pot? What the heck! All the money you have spent (the tux is looking fine) Were you invited to this Wayne event? You brought a gift, an oddly steaming pot (Alfred rechecked the list) Denied again. So what’s your next plot?
