----------------------- NDC BINGO 2026 Genre: Punkrock Theme: Awkward Fathers ----------------------- [Intro] One-two-three-four! Dad's at it again! Everybody duck! Hey! Hey! HEY! "Look at that guy!" "Daddy!" Aw, hell no! [Verse 1] We're standing in line at the grocery store Cashier says hello and he wants more Points at a stranger near aisle three "Daddy-oh!" then he points at me Mechanic gets one Mailman gets two Bus driver gets promoted too I said, "Dad, what the hell are you trying to do?" He said, "I dunno, kid... he looks like a daddy." [Verse 2] Hardware store Barbecue pit Every old guy somehow gets picked Doctor Lawyer Guy with a rake Dad's handing out titles like birthday cake Every conversation goes off the rails Every introduction instantly fails "Daddyrino!" Across the room I felt my soul leave my body too soon [Chorus] OH DADDY! DADDY-OH! OH NO! DADDYRINO! NO-NO! OH DADDY! DADDY-OH! OH NO! DADDYRINO! NO-NO! Everyguy in a ten-mile radius! My Father has Daddy issues! [Verse 3] Liquor store Parking lot Dad sees somebody and he's on the spot "Daddy!" "Daddo-oh!" "Daddy Supreme!" I swear this man's running a weird-ass scheme People start waving People start grinning Meanwhile my patience is rapidly thinning Somebody help me Sound the alarm My father's collecting dads by the farm [Breakdown] "Dad..." "Yeah?" "Why do you call everyone daddy?" "Feels right." WHAT?! [Bridge] The barber's daddy The plumber's daddy The crossing guard is somehow daddy The umpire's daddy The neighbor's daddy The guy who sold us batteries daddy STOP! PLEASE! SOMEBODY STOP THIS MAN! [Final Chorus] OH DADDY! DADDY-OH! OH NO! DADDYRINO! NO-NO! OH DADDY! DADDY-OH! OH NO! DADDYRINO! NO-NO! Everyguy in a ten-mile radius! My Father has Daddy issues! My Father has Daddy issues! My Father has Daddy issues! [Outro] "Daddy!" "DADDY-OH!" "DADDY-OH!" "Oh, for the love of—"
