What’s up Ninja?

[Intro] What’s up Ninja? Where’s my vinegar? Yeah! [Verse 1] What’s up Ninja, where’s my vinegar? I need it quick, don’t make me whine-egar. French fries dry, salad’s a sin, Sushi roll sad without that tang within. [Pre-Chorus] You’re sneakin’ through the kitchen in your black headband, Spilled soy sauce all over my hand! I’m not mad, just confused inside, Brought me ketchup on a samurai ride. [Chorus] What’s up Ninja, where’s my vinegar? I’m searchin’ the fridge like a scavenger. Don’t give me mustard, don’t give me jam, I just need vinegar, man oh man! [Verse 2] You backflipped in with a jug of tea, But that’s not the condiment meant for me. You tried some mayo, you tried some ranch, But vinegar’s the only thing that makes me dance. [Bridge] Kickflip karate in the grocery aisle, Knockin’ over pickles with a ninja smile. Cashier shouts “Hey! You’re scarin’ the staff!” I just want vinegar, don’t make me laugh. [Chorus] What’s up Ninja, where’s my vinegar? Stop hiding the bottle like a trickster burglar. From sushi to chips, it’s the taste I seek, Without my vinegar, my life’s antique. [Outro] What’s up Ninja… Where’s my vinegar… What’s up Ninja… Bring that vinegar!