THE TERRORS OF GROCERY SHOPPING! [Verse 1] Don’t panic! Keep it cool! I had to relax… calm down. I knew what I had to do. I had to face the facts. There was only one solution to the problem. After picturing myself going days without milk… Vitamin D milk… 2%!!! I just couldn’t go without that white substance that comes from cow udders when squeezed by either human hands or automated devices. [Pre-Chorus] I had to go to the grocery store. I would be forced to DRIVE in my automobile, passing and nearly hitting and missing hundreds of other automobiles in the rat race of PEOPLE GETTING OFF WORK, by making use of: [Breakdown] 1. A gas pedal. 2. A brake pedal. 3. A steering wheel. 4. Turn signals. 5. Rear-view and side-view mirrors. 6. A paved surface to roll on!!! [Verse 2] When I got to the grocery store, there were 1,000s of swarming Sky Gremlins with chainsaws landing throughout the parking lot, sawing the heads off people with shopping carts and eating their groceries. [Build] But that’s not what bothered me… what bothered me was that I couldn’t find a… [Chorus] FUCKING GOOD PARKING SPOT!!!
