Verse 1 Crashed my ship on a hostile world, Little round potato with my weapons unfurled. Aliens are crawling, shooters fire beams, But I’m strapped with six slingshots, chasing wild dreams. Chorus I’m a Brotato, fighting through the waves, With a Ranger’s aim or a Brawler’s brave. Mage with fire, or a Doctor who heals, Pacifist farming, while the chaos reels. Aliens keep coming, that much is fated, I’m the last spud standing — I’m the Brotato! Verse 2 Chargers rushing, elites on the run, Dodge the lasers, oh this fight’s just begun. Multitasker packing twelve sticks at a time, One-Armed swinging — every crit feels sublime. Bridge Luck on my side, loot rains from the sky, Loud one calls monsters, but I’ll never die. A Demon’s deal, health spent for steel, Every class I play, my fate I seal. Chorus I’m a Brotato, fighting through the waves, With a Ranger’s aim or a Brawler’s brave. Mage with fire, or a Doctor who heals, Pacifist farming, while the chaos reels. Aliens keep coming, that much is fated, I’m the last spud standing — I’m the Brotato! Outro When the bosses fall and the rescue comes near, This potato’s legend is what they’ll hear. From blob to beast, I faced every foe… On this alien planet, I’m the Brotato!
