[Verse 1] I spotted you inside the sink, beside a dirty cup, With tiny legs and attitude, you tried to size me up. You strutted right across the soap and claimed the entire room, Then flexed your muscles in the glass to signal sudden doom. [Pre-Chorus] Where did you get that swagger? Why are you acting tough? A tiny, six-legged bragger, Who's absolutely buff! [Chorus] The bug with the bulging biceps! Striking a little pose. You terrified the whole apartment, Right down to my toes. The bug with the bulging biceps! The craziest thing I've seen. I should have squashed you on the spot, But dropped the magazine. [Verse 2] You scaled the box of cereal, a king upon his throne, And tapped a warning on the wood to claim it as your own I grabbed the paper to attack, you looked me in the eye, And pumped those little shiny arms like, “Come on, give it a try.” [Chorus] The bug with the bulging biceps! Striking a little pose. You terrified the whole apartment, Right down to my toes. The bug with the bulging biceps! The craziest thing I've seen. I should have squashed you on the spot, But dropped the magazine. [Bridge] Now I tip-toe through the kitchen, too afraid to make a sound, While you bench-press heavy breadcrumbs, flexing on the ground. I really should call pest control to end your tiny reign, But honestly, I’d rather just step back and let you train. [Outro] Yeah, you win. The bug with the bulging biceps. Just don't invite your friends.
