[Intro – Alien Radio Transmission] (static crackles) Earthlings… your dance has been detected. Initiating… MONSTER MODE! Three… two… one… LET THE NIGHT BEGIN! [Verse 1] Purple fog crawls across the gym floor, Cobwebs stretch crooked over the locker doors. Jack-o’-lanterns flicker under laser light When a silver saucer drops out of the night. Green lights flash, the speakers scream, A werewolf smashes through the homecoming screen. Dracula glides in with a velvet cape, Frankenstein’s robot-dancing to make his escape! [Chorus] Monsters from the Milky Way! Crash the dance and steal the day! Aliens, vampires, zombies in a trance— Everybody’s losing it at the Monster Dance! [Post-Chorus – Crowd Chant] Hey! Hey! The dead don’t sleep! Hey! Hey! The aliens creep! Boo! Boo! The whole gym shakes! Dance until the planet breaks! [Verse 2] The Mummy wraps his bandages tight around the mic, The Creature from the Black Lagoon surfs through the lights. A three-eyed Martian drains the punch bowl dry, The Invisible Man’s eating every plate in sight! A phantom in the rafters drops a synth solo, A UFO lifts the principal—leaves his shoes below. Medusa moonwalks, turning every head to stone, While a hundred little skeletons breakdance on their bones! [Chorus] Monsters from the Milky Way! Crash the dance and steal the day! Aliens, vampires, zombies in a trance— Everybody’s losing it at the Monster Dance! [Bridge – Cinematic Breakdown] (heartbeat bass… distant howling…) The lights cut out… The music dies… A thousand red dots… A thousand eyes… The doors swing open… The fog rolls in… The Devil’s own DJ says… “LET THE NIGHTMARE BEGIN!” [Instrumental Drop – Alien EDM] (BWAAAH! Laser synths! Monster growls!) UFOs spinning! Graveyards grinning! Frankenstein’s winning! The whole school’s sinning! [Verse 3] The principal’s back with antennae on his head, The prom queen’s a space vampire in a galaxy-red dress. The football team’s all skeletons, the cheer squad’s pure slime, And the school bell rings in seven different times! The moonwalk turns into a moon landing, the punch glows electric blue, Last year’s homecoming queen is dancing with Cthulhu. But when the morning sunlight starts to crawl across the town, The aliens scream “ONE MORE SONG!” and turn the volume down to drown it out! [Final Chorus] Monsters from the Milky Way! Nobody’s going home today! Aliens, vampires, zombies in a trance— The universe just crashed the dance! [Outro – Comedy Ending] (static crackles) “Attention, Earthlings. Your planet has excellent dance music.” “You’re all suspended!” “Me… too?” “Negative. We abducted the school board.” (evil laughter, laser zap) “SAME TIME NEXT HALLOWEEN!” (final synth stab… one tiny ghost whispers) “Who took my spaceship keys?”
