[Intro] (Hoo-hoo) [Verse 1 - Him] Your mother called, she's not upset She's only saying what she saw She said our lawn's creative And our car is practical She asked if you've been feeling well You looked relaxed at dinner last week She didn't say you've gained some weight Just said your face looks less antique [Her] Your mother called, she loves me so She said I'm lucky that you settled She forwarded your ex's wedding pics To show me how nice the venue was She said my pot roast show was brave She sure it tasted better than it looked She offered me her recipe She's only trying to help me learn to cook [Chorus - Both] Your mother called, my mother called with love and good intentions They only put our interests first with every single mention Bless them, bless them, bless their hearts, they never miss a thing Bless them, bless them, bless their precious hearts (Ba-da-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ba-doo-wah, sha-ba-da-ba-dee-ah, sha-ba-da-ba-doo-wah) [Verse 2 - Him] Your mother called about the house She said the guest room's very snug She measured it while we were out She said she tripped over the rug She asked how long we planned to stay here This neighborhood's got character She saw a house two blocks from hers But no pressure, just remember her [Her] Your mother called, she's not the type To get involved in people's lives She only called me seven times To ask why you didn't text her back She said I must keep you so busy She never sees you anymore She said she's not one to complain Then complained for twenty minutes more [Chorus - Both] Your mother called, my mother called, they're saints who walk the earth They've given us so much feedback since before our wedding day Bless them, bless them, bless their hearts, they say what must be said Bless them, bless them, bless their precious hearts We'll sleep when we are dead (Sha-ba-da-ba-doo-wah, wee-oh-wee-ah-rah, sha-ba-da-ba-doo-wah) [Outro] [Him] Your mother called I said you'd call her back [Him] My mother called [Her] Good luck with that You are the only one I choose to stand beside through this [Him] She says we need to talk [Both] We'll deal with it (Hoo-hoo, ba-da-ba-da, ba-da-ba-da)


