13. Pater Noster

*Woohoo, its really getting warm up here at the edge of reality whooo* *How are you all doing down there? Everything all right?* *Well you know if you get into trouble you can always pray* * And remember boys, thats pray with an A not an E* *This is Pater Noster* Pater noster, qui es in caelis Sanctificetur Nomen Tuum Adveniat Regnum Tuum Fiat voluntas Tua Sicut in caelo, et in terra Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie Et dimitte nobis debita nostra Sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris Et ne nos inducas in tentationem Sed libera nos a Malo. What am I asking for,-Does anyone really know? D'ya think he really cares? Ya think he'll show? I don't know if I believe all this,-I mean do you? Is he on call now? - Like Deliveroo Even if I did know,- how would I ask To make it simple is such a huge task. There's so much I want, so much I need And then there's the whole fucking world to feed. Does he really speak Latin, How do you know? Oh its in the book he wrote,-That's some luck I never learned to speak Latin though. So I guess I'm just fucked. Pater noster, qui es in caelis Sanctificetur Nomen Tuum Adveniat Regnum Tuum Fiat voluntas Tua, Sicut in caelo, et in terra. Oh there's an English version , that's so cool Was about to translate my list on google So you mean he can hear me and understand? If I just clasp my hands and plead out my plans? What do you mean I need to be sincere? Oh down on my knees? Will that draw him near? Oh to show that I'm penitent, but what if I'm not? Performance anxieties I've already got. The Lord provides comfort, I know that you said. But my kind of comfort needs a whole lot of bread. You said he's omnipotent, can do anything. If he's lord of everything why's his son the king? Pater noster, qui es in caelis Sanctificetur Nomen Tuum Adveniat Regnum Tuum Fiat voluntas Tua, Sicut in caelo, et in terra. I know and I'm sorry, I'm trying to believe There's just so much to this that's designed to deceive I mean threats and promises that never appear Miracles and warning to create a little hope and more fear' If I got this right I have to be dead To get my rewards for letting myself be led. To where exactly, I really want to know Cos I might not like where I'm supposed to go. Is there a brochure for heaven please? I think I'm done with being on my knees. What? no pictures ? Oh this is hell what do you mean I could go there as well? Pater noster, qui es in caelis Sanctificetur Nomen Tuum Adveniat Regnum Tuum Fiat voluntas Tua Sicut in caelo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, Sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris Et ne nos inducas in tentationem Sed libera nos a Malo. Really don't think they thought that through More chance with the lottery I guess. *Amen*