# The Lie That Wasn’t Weird Enough [Verse 1] My crazy ordinary messed up life Comes walking through the door at night No lie, no trick, no Halloween mask Just another day in a radioactive task I lost my yacht to Sharktopus Lost my cash, lost my island dust Nobody believed what they never heard So I made up something more absurd [Pre-Chorus] No Face Bats No Wolf Spiders No Swamp Things in the hallway No Necrohol in the sink tonight Just something worse than monster spray [Chorus] I’m gonna lie I’m gonna tell the truth I’m gonna make up proof From a busted roof I’m gonna lie Till the facts come through The boring things are coming for you [Verse 2] Reach down deep in the brain machine Find the weirdest junk I’ve ever seen No demons, no screaming trees No mutant fish with human knees Just one small thing One household scare One normal problem Hanging in the air [Bridge] Behold the terror Behold the wires Behold the basement Behold the liars [Final Chorus] I’m gonna lie But it’s coming true The ordinary world is chewing through No monsters left No place to hide Furnace repairs are waiting inside
