[Verse] Texan cowboy boots, stompin' through UK streets, Trafford Centre, big lights, scoping out the treats, Jammed in a shop, staff missed him when they peaced, Locked doors, security tight, man, they ain't released. [Chorus] Lost in Trafford, goin’ mad by the night, Throwin' grand pianos, TV screens take flight, Texan in the jungle, shop ain't his right, Turned into a carrot, paintin’ orange, what a sight. [Verse 2] Night creepin’ in, shadows growin' tall, Yamaha keys hammer down, hear the final call, Flat screen smashin’, echoes in the hall, Mind unravelled fast, felt the mental fall. [Bridge] Engines of insanity, gears outta sync, Reality slipping, crazy thoughts inked, Texan heart exposed, close to the brink, Carrot dreams haunt, orange smothered in pink. [Chorus] Lost in Trafford, goin’ mad by the night, Throwin' grand pianos, TV screens take flight, Texan in the jungle, shop ain't his right, Turned into a carrot, paintin’ orange, what a sight. [Verse 3] Morning rays peek, light creepin’ in, Store staff drop jaws, marvel at the sin, Guy thought himself a veg, not human skin, Orange paint drippin’, laugh can't re-begin.
