Down in the heart of southeast Texas Off to the side where the little ol corvette is There’s a starday sign shinin’ bright Used to be a honky tonk day and night Well on the back porch what do ya know Used to be the place where the legendary George Jones Recorded his first albums with the help of Jack Starnes ‘Ol soggy bottom saloon raisin’ the bar… Well come on down to to soggy bottom saloon Used to be starday and it’s lookin’ real cool Bobby’s playin’ pool and takin’ everyone’s money Angel’s servin’ them drinks like a real southern honey If you listen real close you can hear The whispers of the past And ‘Ol no show jones ridin’ his lawnmower Drinkin’ a beer, bein’ a legend, and havin’ a blast Got a badass lineup every Saturday night Karaoke guitar playing and nobody’s picking fights Yeah this ol good place is a real honky tonk Get yer bucket of beer and go and romp On the dance floor while the live band plays People come for the history, the beer and they stay Up all night till 2 AM Come 6 in the afternoon they’ll be back again… Well come on down to to soggy bottom saloon Used to be starday and it’s lookin’ real cool Bobby’s playin’ pool and takin’ everyone’s money Angel’s servin’ them drinks like a real southern honey If you listen real close you can hear The whispers of the past And ‘Ol no show jones ridin’ his lawnmower Drinkin’ a beer, bein’ a legend, and havin’ a blast Oh, I know, this place is gonna hit it big Once they get that Texas historic landmark For starday, and open up that good ol vintage Jones museum!!! Well come on down to to soggy bottom saloon Used to be starday and it’s lookin’ real cool Bobby’s playin’ pool and takin’ everyone’s money Angel’s servin’ them drinks like a real southern honey If you listen real close you can hear The whispers of the past And ‘Ol no show jones ridin’ his lawnmower Drinkin’ a beer, bein’ a legend, and havin’ a blast Jones’ face plastered all over the hall Signed records, love letters, can’t believe what you saw Don’t know how they do it but they do it real good Ol Starday Soggy Bottom… Be a damn legend as it should!
