Never thought I’d get here Just one of thirty-three On the lookout for a likely gang Of nut jobs just like me Flung together as if by fate Was Justin, Stuart and me Simone the copper’s daughter And let’s not forget Penny A lank, a nerd and a fatty But we love her anyway Poor Penny she gets called a slag And we think that Hillsy’s gay Finger and sing it, boys and girls Was the music teacher’s cry To us her words meant something else And the cheers began to fly On the facts of life in science Said the teacher, remember this Get it right and you can’t go wrong It’s not penus, it’s penis! A lank, a nerd and a fatty But we love her anyway Poor Penny she gets called a slag And we think that Hillsy’s gay Down at smoker’s corner To grab a cheeky drag Dinner ladies on the prowl Quick! Hide that nudie mag Did it in her bedroom, You can take that to the bank This bragging lad puts me to shame Only just had my first wank A lank, a nerd and a fatty But we love her anyway Poor Penny she gets called a slag And we think that Hillsy’s gay A lank, a nerd and a fatty But we love her anyway Poor Penny she gets called a slag And we think that Hillsy’s gay A lank, a nerd and a fatty But we love her anyway Poor Penny she gets called a slag And we think that Hillsy’s gay Poor Penny she gets called a slag And we think that Hillsy’s gay I'm not a slag
