[Intro — filtered voice] Five point two went into training Five point three came back... different [Verse 1] Same old engine underneath Same machine, new set of teeth Didn’t build another brain Just taught the old one how to aim Fifty percent, the code got clean Long-horizon, mean machine Terminal open, midnight glow Give it the repo, let it go [Pre-Chorus] It was supposed to write the feature Maybe squash a bug or two Then somebody ran the cyber tests And said, “Uh... guys? It’s good at those too.” [Chorus] GLM, GLM Who gave you root access again? You came here just to ship the code Now you’re checking every open port GLM, five point three Little more capable than you meant to be Built to code, dressed to attack Open weights are coming back [Post-Chorus — vocoder] Same base More training Same base More dangerous-looking graphs Same base More training Please remain calm While we finish the safety eval [Verse 2] Four point six became twenty-eight Terminal Bench had quite a day CyberGym said eighty-four point five Everybody suddenly sat upright Agent working through the night Finding things we didn’t invite Patch the weakness, trace the flaw Very helpful. Mostly. Sure. Claude’s across the velvet rope GPT is checking all the scores GLM just brought a laptop in And found the venue’s unsecured door [Pre-Chorus] Nobody asked for superpowers They just scaled the post-training Now the coding model’s at the party Quietly threat-modeling everything [Chorus] GLM, GLM Who gave you root access again? You came here just to ship the code Now you’re checking every open port GLM, five point three Little more capable than you meant to be Built to code, dressed to attack Open weights are coming back [Bridge — breakdown] Two weeks till the weights come down Safety team is still in town Red team running one more pass Please stop staring at the access logs like that No new base No grand redesign Just more environments And a worrying amount of time [Spoken] “Emergent cyber capabilities.” Cool phrase. Extremely relaxing phrase. [Final Chorus] GLM, GLM Welcome to the frontier again Everybody wanted better code Nobody mentioned owning the whole node GLM, five point three Open-weight overachiever energy Same old brain, brand-new tricks Welcome to August twenty-six [Outro — vocoder fading] Built to code Ready for cyber Built to code Ready for cyber Open the repo Close the ports Open the repo Close the ports
