Eating Crayons (human-written lyrics)

i'm eating crayons i'm eating crayons they taste like mistakes they taste like mistakes yuugh my upper lip is so dry my upper lip is so dry I might cry wuh! my lower lip doing fine crayon got me drooling overtime yuhp! i'm eating crayons i'm i'm eating crayons i'm i'm eating crayons i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm eating crayons i'm i'm eating crayons i'm i'm eating crayons why? why? why? why? i got a dumb little hat (woah) i put it on my head just like that yeah it is a dumb little hat (woah, woah) i pop it on my noggin like that yeah i'm gonna lay eggs eggs eggs i'm gonna lay eggs eggs eggs i'm gonna lay eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs i'm gonna lay eggs eggs i'm gonna lay eggs eggs i'm gonna lay eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs one in the hand and one in the sand one in the hand and one in the sand one in the hand and one in the sand we hatching the fam yeah we hatching the fam yeah we gonna crackle with power weeigh. we gonna go take a shower phew! got them onions they smell em from a mile oof we gonna go all the way yah! we gonna train hard just like the anime hya! oh yeah there's no going back we fight the demon we lay him on his back yeeah nobody don't ask me out Stan gonna throw up in his mouth like wow nobody don't speak what they mean when they head down walking in the street somebody gonna go their own way cut a path for the rest save the whole dang day anybody wanna see feet pics got an E wok got a jaw wah got a ten piece chick got a fry got a drink got some bacon in it its just the way we like it leave a real nice tip some people got the insurance with a spouse and a kid and a full bucket list we just need some gas money and a friend and a ride to the food and the medication need a lift to the grave if things get too thin and the ribs show through and credits roll end i'm eating crayons i'm eating crayons they taste like mistakes they taste like mistakes yuugh my upper lip is so dry my upper lip is so dry I might cry wuh! my lower lip doing fine crayon got me drooling overtime yuhp! i'm eating crayons i'm i'm eating crayons i'm i'm eating crayons i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm eating crayons i'm i'm eating crayons i'm i'm eating crayons why? why? why? why?