[Intro - Very Low Growly Spoken Male Voice] Hundred million years underground... Then they cracked the Jaw Fossil. And this is the competition? Better hide your girl. Daddy's home. [Verse 1 - Low Growly Baritone, Cocky Relaxed Delivery] Hawlucha! Nice mask. Cute tights. Two-foot-seven picking dinosaur fights. Feathers and spandex, rehearsing your show, More worried 'bout posing than landing a blow. Flying Press entrance, play to the fans, Little bird wrestler with theatrical plans. Even your Pokédex calls out your flaw, Pose for the finish... Then meet my fucking jaw. You came for the spotlight, I came with the throne, You need an audience just to feel at home. You're the opening act they forgot at the door, I'm the fucking headliner... Now get off my floor. [Pre-Chorus - Deep Raspy Melodic Build] Jaw Fossil cracked, let the old king breathe, Eight-foot-two with a mouth full of teeth. King of the ancient world, carved into history, You don't give me the crown... It belongs to me. [Chorus - Deep Powerful Glam-Metal Singing, Full Band] I'm an extinction event, better run, better run! Back from the dead and I'm here for the fun! Got the jaws, got the crown, got the world at my feet, Hundred million years and you still can't bury me! I'm an extinction event, turn up the night! Rock Head, Head Smash, baby, hold on tight! Stack every matchup, bring all three, Baby, extinction looks good on me! [Instrumental - Hair-Metal Riff, Deep Pumping Bass Pulse] [Verse 2 - Low Growly Baritone, Sleazy Cocky Delivery] Klefki... They sent me somebody's fucking keys? Eight-inch keychain playing tough with the king, Whole damn career hanging off of a ring. Prankster, Thunder Wave, cheap-trick routine, You don't win fucking battles... You make 'em annoying. Foul Play fights using somebody else's might, Swagger needs confusion just to make shit go right. They even banned Swagger, there goes your fame, Mine wasn't a move... It came with the name. They trust you with vault keys, you call that respect? You're carrying their property, cashing no checks. You guard every safe like the treasure is yours... I don't need the fucking key. I remove the door. [Pre-Chorus - Deep Raspy Melodic Build] One-twenty-one Attack, one-nineteen Defense, Nearly six hundred pounds of prehistoric excess. Jaws shred steel, turn a car into scrap, Rock Head takes the hit... And never pays back. [Chorus - Deep Powerful Glam-Metal Singing, Full Band] I'm an extinction event, better run, better run! Back from the dead and I'm here for the fun! Got the jaws, got the crown, got the world at my feet, Hundred million years and you still can't bury me! I'm an extinction event, turn up the night! Rock Head, Head Smash, baby, hold on tight! Stack every matchup, bring all three, Baby, extinction looks good on me! [Instrumental - Hair-Metal Riff, Deep Pumping Bass Pulse] [Verse 3 - Low Growly Baritone, Dirty Playful Delivery] Slurpuff... Who brought the bakery? Whipped Dream traded just to make you evolve, Pastry-chef bloodhound, résumé solved. Hundred-million-times smell, sniffing crumbs off the floor, I came back from extinction... You came looking for s'mores. Eleven-pound puffball, mostly fucking air, Walking pink pastry with frosting for hair. Belly Drum costs half before you enter the race, Then you swallow a Berry... That's a recipe, not a threat to my face. Strong Jaw sees dessert when you step in my way, Should've stayed in the kitchen helping bakers all day. Meringue Pokémon trying to act big and tough? One bite. Blood sugar spike. Diabetes with fluff. [Bridge - Very Low Spoken Growl, Slow and Dominant] Fighting. Steel. Fairy. They gave all three of you the advantage? Good. Would've been embarrassing otherwise. Three stacked matchups just to step to one king. You needed the type chart. I didn't need a thing. Strong Jaw. Rock Head. Head Smash. Hundred-fifty power. Zero recoil. Check the fossil record. I don't call myself king. History did. [Guitar Solo - Flashy Hair-Metal Shred] [Final Chorus - Deep Powerful Glam-Metal Singing, Full Band] I'm an extinction event, better run, better run! Back from the dead and I'm here for the fun! Got the jaws, got the crown, got the world at my feet, Hundred million years and you still can't bury me! I'm an extinction event, turn up the night! Rock Head, Head Smash, baby, hold on tight! Stack every matchup, bring all three, Baby, extinction looks good on me! [Outro - Very Low Growly Spoken Male Voice] They said dinosaurs went extinct. Cute. Hundred million years dead... Still your girl's type. Daddy's home. [Instrumental - Dirty Guitar Outro]
