Kobold- Scaledust

[Verse 1] We crept in the temple, nice and slow, Tiptoe tail-first, eyes all aglow. There on the altar—oh, such a prize! A glittery pouch full of Dragonborn lies. Snatched it quick, we made no fuss, Five kobolds stuffed in a mimic bus. One took a sniff and let out a cheer, Then punched a statue and disappeared. [Chorus] Scaledust! Scaledust! We don’t know what it does—just trust! One sniff, two snorts, three licks and boom! Now there’s a kobold stuck in the moon. Scaledust! Scaledust! Why’s the sky made out of crust? We stole the spice and paid the price— But oh, the chaos sure was nice! [Verse 2] Grobnick grew wings, but only one, Spun in circles ‘til the guards were gone. Nibz started screaming at a rock, Claims it’s his uncle. The rock said “Stop.” One tried to duel a garden gnome, Declared the bush a battle zone. Another swam in melted cheese, Said, “I’ve unlocked the draconic keys!” [Bridge] Now Dragonborns are breathing smoke, Angry, scaly, very woke. They found our stash and left us cursed— Now every sneeze turns things to wurst. [Final Chorus] Scaledust! Scaledust! One puff turns brains to crust. We might’ve robbed a sacred rite— But we did it all in one wild night! Scaledust! Scaledust! Tiny hands, enormous lust— For shiny spice and spicy fate— We kobolds sniff, and then create.