[Intro;Carnival organ;Loose marbles in a can] [Verse 1;Male vocals] Bobby Mindbender got backed up Ate a wheel of cheese Ordered online if you please Imported no less Bobby gets only the best Came all the way from G-G-G-Geneva-va-va-va-va Geneva when said plainly Excuse Me! [Bridge; Male radio announcer voice] All backed up Pumped up like a balloon Can’t get up Can’t even move Moan’in is the best he can do [Interlude;Wild and confused horn section;Intense drums] [Verse 2;Male vocals] Bobby was the smartest kid in town Had a thing for cheese Did things with cheese no one would dare do Did it in the corner where it was dark Got caught on occasion [Verse 3;Male vocals] Shoppers would always look the other way Some of the old woman would stop and watch Curious how he could go on and not stop Pants down around his ankles Boll legged or knock kneed All depended on the type of cheese [Chorus;Male radio announcer voice] Then one day Bobby noticed some mold Could not clean it off Could not be rubbed away Went over to the ER Was a big hit there [Interlude;Wild and confused horn section;Intense drums] [Verse 4;Male vocals] Swollen and ooze’in Leave’in a trail where ever he went To many colors to list Smelled like a well aged wheel of Limburger cheese No one dared breathe Let alone sneeze [Verse 5;Male vocals] Doc tells Bobby to stay away from the cheese Go find a chicken and some whipped cream Pack it with Crisco just before you start Winked with grin and nod [Outro;Male radio announcer voice] Bobby never made it that far Trying to bend over Trying to reach his shoozes Died from a blowout tying his shoozes. [Fade to END] [END]
