[Spoken Intro – Rika (female, spoken villain voice)] “I followed the scent of sugar and weakness… and wouldn’t you know it they both led right to this factory. Wonka built a dream… I’m here to turn it into a reign.” [Verse 1 – Rika (female lead, sung)] Mirror-shine floors and peppermint smoke, Licorice ladders for the dreams I broke, Chocolate gears all turning for me, Whipped-cream crowns and villainy! Sprinkle storms obey my hand, Every fudge-line in my plan, Sugar melts when I command Welcome to my candied land! [Pre-Chorus – Oompa Loompa Male Chant (male small choir)] Oompa-loompa, swirl and spin, Candy queen is now lookin’ in, Dip the spoons, and kiss her ring, Rika rules the sweetest of things! 🍭 [Chorus – Rika (female lead, sung)] It’s a candy coup d’état, *clap* *clap* Chocolate empire, voilà! *Clap* clap* Riika Von Evol in sugar couture, Coated chaos, sweet and pure! Bow to your marshmallow monarch, children, Drizzle down in glitter rain, In Rika’s Candy Kingdom, darling Even sweetness feels the pain! [Spoken Monologue – Rika (female, spoken villain voice)] “Oh, and by the way… I redid the factory in my colors because his palette was hideous. Brown everywhere? Really? This is a kingdom, not a mud pie.” [Verse 2 - Rika (female lead, sung)] Taffy guards with caramel eyes, March in rhythm, hypnotized, Cotton candy storm in bloom, Cocoa thrones in every room! Fudge-fueled dreams and golden lies, Glazed rebellion crystallized, Wonka weeps in candied chains, Rika’s name in sugar veins! [Pre-Chorus – Oompa Loompa Male Chant (male small choir)] Oompa-loompa, we blend and we bow, She’s the flavor ruling right now, Mix your joy and fear from within Taste the reign of Rika’s true grin! [Chorus – Rika (female lead, sung)] It’s a candy coup d’état, *clap* *clap* Chocolate empire, voilà! *Clap* *clap* Rika Von Evol in sugar couture, Coated chaos, sweet and pure! Bow to your marshmallow monarch, children, Drizzle down in glitter rain, In Rika’s Candy Kingdom, darling Even sweetness feels the pain! [Spoken Monologue – Rika (female, spoken villain voice)] “Three simple rules when addressing your Candy Queen: One... compliment the cape. Two... never touch the sprinkles. Three...absolutely never lick anything without permission. Trust me on that one.” [Verse 3- Rika (female lead, sung)] Cherry throne, my syrup crown, Candy cables wiring down, Factory lights in crimson glow, Every sweet obeys my show! Caramel rivers chant my fame, Every bite repeats my name, Evil never tasted grand Long live Rika’s candied hand! [Final Outro – Rika (female, spoken villain voice)] “Do you smell that, pretties? That’s victory... caramelized. Once a factory of dreams, now a kingdom of my design. Oh, Willy, you gave the world chocolate but I gave it chaos in a wrapper. Every candy, every crumb, whispers my name in sugar dust. So lick your fingers, my little confections because from this day on… even your sweetest fantasies belong to Rika Von Evol. Now sing for your queen.” Now sing for your queen.”
