(Yodel-ay-hee-HOO-HOO-HOO! Hey!) Well he doesn't need a whip 'Cause he's never in a hurry (Slide whistle up!) He’s got a frozen chip And his vision’s kind of blurry (Boing!) The water’s in the wind And the planets are all dusty (Coughing sound) His gears are out of sync And his elbows getting rusty (Squeak-pop!) I am not a man! (Honk!) I am not a man! (Hey!) I’m a gluten-free burrito in a frying pan! (Sizzle!) I am the wind, I am the fire, I’m the neighbor’s squeaky tire! (Accordion trill) If I take you by the hand To a dumpster in the city You’ll finally understand Why the rats feel so much pity! (Squeaky toy noise) The animals are free And they’re constantly attacking! (Cat screech!) The man you thought was me Was just three raccoons in a jacket—packing! (Zzzzip!) I am not a man! (Whoo!) I am not a man! (Yodel-ay-hee!) I’m a sentient collection of some aluminum cans! (Clank!) I am the wind, I am the fire, I’m a very frantic flyer! (Yodel-ay-hee, yodel-ay-hee, yodel-ay-HAA-HAA-HAA!) (Accordion solo sounds like a swarm of bees) (Slide whistle crescendo) I’m the wind! (Whoosh!) I’m the fire! (Ouch!) I’m a slightly damp attire! (Long yodel) (Final honk)
