Boney M - The Pug (Remastered)

[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen... Directly from the bike basket... The princess of chaos... B-B-B-Boney M! [Verse 1] She woke up zoomin’ at a quarter to ten Tiny little pug with the goblin grin Got a belly full of breakfast, now she’s ready to commit Little crimes in the house and she’s proud of it Stealin’ socks, nappin’ slippers, grabbin’ stuff and go Runs one lap around the table just to put on a show She wrestles every blanket like she’s king of the ring Then she trips on her own paws like the clown that she is [Pre-Chorus] Oh, she’s wild, she’s fast She’s a furry little rocket and she never comes last Then she crashes like a baby after raisin’ all hell Curled up by a human like “I’ve done very well” [Chorus] Boney M! Tiny bark, tiny bark, no one’s scared of Boney M! Boney M! Little pug, little clown, runnin’ all around Boney M! Bike basket queen with the wind in her face Boney M! Then she falls asleep in the closest human lap [Verse 2] She can give you paw, do circles and jumps Then demand a little snack with her waddly strut Super cute, super soft, little cuddle machine But don’t you dare pick her up unless you like a scene ‘Cause she rattles and wiggles like she’s powered by rage Tiny gremlin protest in a portable cage Set her down and she’s fine, off to terrorize more Then she passes out dramatic on the living room floor [Pre-Chorus] Oh, she’s sweet, she’s mad She’s the funniest headache that her mama ever had On the nerves, every day But one little pug steals the whole heart away [Chorus] Boney M! Tiny bark, tiny bark, no one’s scared of Boney M! Boney M! Little pug, little clown, runnin’ all around Boney M! Bike basket queen with the world goin’ by Boney M! Then she’s asleep with a snore and a sigh [Disco Breakdown / Spoken] Oh no— Who took the sock? Who stole the bread? Who’s doing circles in the hallway again? (It was Boney M...) Who’s in the basket? Who’s causing scenes? Who’s somehow cuter than she has any right to be? (B-B-B-Boney M!) [Bridge] She’s a little too much and we all know it’s true But the house would be boring without that fool One minute she’s chaos, next minute she’s love Tiny sleeping angel with a face from above And her mama says “Girl, you are testing me bad...” Then she kisses that pug ‘cause she’s the best that she has Yeah she’s trouble, she’s magic, she’s family, see A one-year-old legend called Boney M [Final Chorus] Boney M! Tiny bark, tiny bark, no one’s scared of Boney M! Boney M! Little pug, little clown, queen of every room Boney M! Food in her dreams and the wind in her face Boney M! Then she falls asleep in the softest place Boney M! Wild all day, then she’s out like a light Boney M! Best little pug in the world tonight [Outro] B-B-B-Boney M... Princess of the basket... Princess of the zoomies... King of the tiny bark... Boney M...