The Cat Climbed Onto The Roof

When the cat climbs onto the roof, my friend… It’s not urgent anymore… it’s an emergency! Things were already bad… now they got worse! My boss walked in and said, “Where’s that design?” I kept stalling, buying time Then the trucks arrived with bricks and stone And I’m standing there… with nothing done The CAT climbed onto the roof The CAT climbed onto the roof The CAT climbed onto the roof My car was leaking oil, I let it slide Said I’d fix it some other time Hit the highway feeling alright Then the engine died mid-ride The CAT climbed onto the roof The CAT climbed onto the roof The CAT climbed onto the roof Told my friends, “Sunday we’ll all meet up” But it was Saturday… man, I messed it up They knocked my door, I just woke up Hair all crazy, still half drunk The CAT climbed onto the roof The CAT climbed onto the roof The CAT climbed onto the roof She said, “Baby, we need to talk tonight…” I ignored the signs, thought I’d be fine Forgot her birthday, disappeared all day Now she’s at my door… walking away The CAT climbed onto the roof The CAT climbed onto the roof The CAT climbed onto the roof The CAT climbed onto the roof The CAT climbed onto the roof The CAT climbed onto the roof Booked a flight, I was feeling great Didn’t even check the date Got to the airport nice and slow Looked at the screen… my flight just go The CAT climbed onto the roof The CAT climbed onto the roof The CAT climbed onto the roof Phone in my hand, walking down the street Headphones on, no clue what I see Saw a guy, but I didn’t care Next thing I know… he’s gone with my gear The CAT climbed onto the roof The CAT climbed onto the roof The CAT climbed onto the roof