[intro] [slow build of environmental sounds] [kick drum thumps] This is the way back, isn’t it? (Yeah of course) It doesn’t look familiar… (THEN NEXT TIME PAY MORE ATTENTION) Whoa hey, okay, no need to get- (I JUST DON’T APPRECIATE BEING ACCUSED OF SHIT!) What did i accuse- (I KNOW WHERE WE ARE GOING OKAY?) Yeah yeah sure uhm okay okay [chorus] This Is not this Is not The way this Is not (Uhh are you sure?) This is not the way back [verse] Just between you and me I seen this scenery two or three times already Up round this bend Is a stump with a chopped off limb Has any body told him that- [chorus] Getting dark getting cold Tee shirt no socks shorts no bedroll Shouldn’t we stop and do some shit? Make a lean to or dig a firepit? Drank my water a mile or two back Think i got a snickers in my fanny pack You hear that? Some twigs snap? Somthin’ movin’ through the sage and lupin Fuck is it doin? Following us? Shit cuz What the fuck A pig kigh-oat wolf or buck? I really hope dude aint talking smack And really knows the damn way back [chorus] [verse] Terrain gettin rough Hey wait up I dont remember coming downhill So why we gaining altitude? (CHILL DUDE!! I JUST GOT TURNED AROUND, Relax we are almost out.) But bro’…. Look around this is not WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT? (Dude! It took my pack!) It ran on two legs bro’ IT RANON TWO- Wait… it took your pack? Fuck that! (Our water, batteries, the weed…) [spoken in a slightly more distant toned reverb] Hey guys not to be alarmist but i’m seeing a lot of eyes with my flash light like big bright fuckkn’ eyes! [spoken in calm, loud mixed narrator voice over] So we began to run While some bipedal pack tracks our step Probably trying to get us hurt or out of brrath So, in retrospect, running was a bad reflex Plus we mighta made it through the night If we’d just shared one flashlight Descending into a darkly canopied valley The thought hit me [chorus] Picked us off one at a time Turn your back too long Another one gone As the flashlight dies and it just me and you Eyes around us alit by the dim lumens spit You say, “i didnt sign up for this” And the light goes out [Final chorus] CHILL DUDE!! I JUST GOT TURNED AROUND, Relax we are almost out.) But bro’…. Look around this is not WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT? ( Dude! It took my pack!) It ran on two legs bro’ IT RANON TWO- Wait… it took your pack? Fuck that! ( Our water, batteries, the weed…) Descending into a darkly canopied valley The thought hit me [spoken in a slightly more distant toned reverb] Hey guys not to be alarmist but i’ m seeing a lot of eyes with my flash light like big bright fuckkn’ eyes! [spoken in calm, loud mixed narrator voice over] So we began to run While some bipedal pack tracks our step Probably trying to get us hurt or out of brrath So, in retrospect, running was a bad reflex Plus we mighta made it through the night If we’ d just shared one flashlight Descending into a darkly canopied valley The thought hit me [chorus] Picked us off one at a time Turn your back too long Another one gone As the flashlight dies and it just me and you Eyes around us alit by the dim lumens spit You say, “ i didnt sign up for this” And the light goes out [ Final chorus]