I EMPATHIZE THAT YOU FEEL THIS WAY

Sir (Ma'am) I hear your complaint And although your situation is unfortunate [sigh Sigh Sigh] Sir (ma'am) I understand your (expressed concern) We all at (COMPANY NAME REDACTED) feel bad This kind of how it went [um] Kind of similar to what you said That thing you ordered It just kind of killed everyone I mean like everyone who had it so That happened and then um All those people There was this tragic That kind of thing that happened [um] Right so about then Sir At (COMPANY NAME REDACTED) We kind of realized that We learned that Um We learned that product you ordered Sir From our ...) We learned that it was actually a beta version So that's why [duh] That was before it went live People- Some people have said It could've been an inside job maybe People could've been You know Colleagues Coworkers Um Said maybe the product was bad on purpose No idea why they would say that [silly] This is why we deleted the reviews and the forums It's really 'cause We just have this feeling In our gut That Um Actually you all sabotaged the product Sir (Ma'am) I know I (we) feel bad I EMPATHIZE THAT YOU FEEL THIS WAY Sir (Ma'am) Taking your money and stuff Just whining all the time You're just whining all the freakin' time I understand that you had a horrible Unfortunate Appalling experience With IT And that Unfortunately IT happened Understandably this affected you negatively We feel your pain I EMPATHIZE THAT YOU FEEL THIS WAY Unfortunately the company We're broke Our expenses are astronomical And we can't really pay the people we have now so In (PERIOD OF TIME, e.g. "3 months") We will have a credit for you