I Can Turn Cauliflower Into Ice Cream

[Overall — Spacious Smooth Slow-Midtempo Groove, Syncopated Dance-Pop, Modernized Y2K Electro-Pop, Soft Noir Jazz Elegance, Stylish Art Deco Lift, Rounded Stable Low-End, Spatial Movement On Atmospheres Only] [Verse 1 — Conversational Half-Sung, Playful Deadpan, Restricted Vocal Melody, Clear Articulation, Pauses Respected, Sparse Café Groove] I got a crazy sweet tooth And a bit of a funky imagination It starts with a ripe banana You can add dates too Dates are one of nature’s answers To caramel Then a thick protein yogurt Sweetened with vanilla Did I mention I am a self-diagnosed Chocoholic? Of course I melted some chocolate And added extra cocoa powder Notice how I added no sugar [Pre-Chorus — Half-Sung, Restricted Vocal Melody, Clear Articulation, Pauses Respected, Rhythmic Build] Throw it all Into the blender Now for the fun part Just keep adding Your frozen cauliflower Till it turns Into ice cream A couple of berries Or frozen bananas Can help too [Chorus — Catchy Half-Sung, Restricted Vocal Melody, Clear Articulation, Pauses Respected, Art Deco Lift] I can make ice cream Out of cauliflower Give me thirty minutes And a blender with power You can laugh You can doubt But while you’re busy Being reasonable I’m making The impossible edible [Post-Chorus — Half-Sung/Spoken Deadpan, Restricted Vocal Melody, Clear Articulation, Pauses Respected, Self-Aware Instruments] You can’t really taste The cauliflower You just have to get over The thought Of knowing it’s in there I call this Choco-Berry Ice Cream Bone apple teeth [Verse 2 — Conversational Half-Sung, Restricted Vocal Melody, Clear Articulation, Pauses Respected, Relaxed Groove] Desserts and snacks Were never the problem More veggies Lower calories No tiny portions I’d rather eat One big meal Than snack And starve I just increase The volume I can always Find a way To sneak in some veggies Every day People around me Have started to notice I eat more But I still lose weight I feel amazing I feel energized [Verse 3 — Conversational Half-Sung, Restricted Vocal Melody, Clear Articulation, Pauses Respected, Brighter Café Groove] Made a loaded tomato soup That always impresses my guests Eleven people Full and satisfied For about Thirty dollars That’s less than Three dollars Per person Even my bank account Is thanking me I look into The fridge and freezer And see Potential everywhere You see leftovers I see An unnecessary dare The things You can do with food Continue To blow my mind [Chorus — Confident Half-Sung, Restricted Vocal Melody, Clear Articulation, Pauses Respected, Stronger Groove] I can make ice cream Out of cauliflower You can tell me That it shouldn’t work That’s fine I can make ice cream Out of cauliflower Honestly What can’t I do? [Bridge — Spoken, Completely Serious, Clear Articulation, Pauses Respected, Large Comedic Pauses, Self-Aware Instruments] If you thought This was only one recipe No You don’t understand This isn’t just About ice cream This is a principle I also made The most delicious pancakes Using cottage cheese And lemon No protein powder If you don’t believe me Remember There’s a reason A chef at a restaurant Never explains There’s a lot The guests Would never understand [Build — Spoken/Half-Sung, Restricted Vocal Melody, Clear Articulation, Pauses Respected, Deadpan Grandiosity, Groove Returns] It’s about innovation It’s about curiosity It’s about opening The vegetable drawer Looking directly At a cauliflower And saying— You You’re dessert now [Final Chorus — Catchy Half-Sung, Restricted Vocal Melody, Clear Articulation, Pauses Respected, Full Art Deco Payoff] I can make ice cream Out of cauliflower I’ve become Unreasonably powerful Every rule Was apparently optional This whole time More veggies Lower calories No tiny portions I got a crazy sweet tooth And a funky imagination Honestly What can’t I do? [Outro — Dry Spoken Deadpan, Clear Articulation, Pauses Respected, Self-Aware Final Accent] Choco-Berry Ice Cream Bone apple teeth ... Anyway Do you want some? ... Why are you leaving?