[Verse] He goes down to the local saloon every Saturday night Plays some pool and tells a joke and goes to the john But when he leaves, there's a puddle on the floor And it's pissin' me off [Chorus] So why can't you just flush? I don't ask for much Why can't you just flush? Leaving a mess, causing a fuss It's a simple task, no need to rush Why can't you just flush? [Verse 2] In the office restroom, he's at it again Leaves a trail of paper, it drives me insane Every lunch break, it’s the same old bout You’d think he’d learn, no room for doubt [Verse 3] At a friend’s party, he sneaks away Leaves a scene in the bathroom, what can I say? Folks start whispering, they know it’s his deed His flushing habits, a puzzling creed [Chorus] So why can't you just flush? I don't ask for much Why can't you just flush? Leaving a mess, causing a fuss It's a simple task, no need to rush Why can't you just flush? [Verse 4] Even on vacation, in a beachside hotel Leaves the toilet a story only he could tell Guests are outraged, the staff is in despair The flushless phantom strikes anywhere [Chorus] So why can't you just flush? I don't ask for much Why can't you just flush? Leaving a mess, causing a fuss It's a simple task, no need to rush Why can't you just flush? [Outro] So here's my plea, my final note To those who care, to those remote It's not complex, it won't disrupt your day Just flush it down and walk away A simple act, a courteous touch Why can't you just flush?
