[Intro;Acoustic Guitar] [Verse 1] Told the dog I could not play Not on the ice in the driveway Told’em at this age if I fall Could be I’d have to crawl [Bridge;Carnival organ] Might not get up At least not right away A broken hip Maybe a broken knee [Verse 2] You just never know I don’t want to wait an see No doubt there would be some pain Need a walker maybe a cane [Verse 3] Imagine lay’in out there in the cold Lay’in on the driveway Last day of December Hell of way to end the year [Chorus;Carnival organ] A Broken hip A Broken knee All brand new come the first of the year [Interlude;Acoustic guitar] [Verse 4] Hang out in rehab for a month or two Eat some of that awesome hospital food A sponge bath or two [Verse 5] When I get out I’ll be ready to dance Touch my hips, knees, and toes Like they do in the kiddy shows [Chorus;Carnival organ] Hear a crack Feel a snap Throw out my back Blow out L4 and L5 [Outro] Laid out in the living room on the floor A quiet sigh A few tears start Sometimes ya just want to cry Sometimes ya just want to cry [Fade to END] [END]


