I was sitting home with nothing to do, flipping through the channels, all fifty-two. Then I found a show with thrills galore, hauling strange cargo from shore to shore. Big neon signs, and carnival rides, Or Hello Kitty playground slides. Will it arrive? Will it survive? Stay tuned to see if it gets there alive! That reminds me... Where is my pen? Where has it been? I ordered it way back when. From Alaska by sled, through Canada on flatbed, I want my ten-foot novelty pen! Maybe huskies pulled it through the snow, then they put it on a train to Toronto. From Toronto on a go-kart ride, with my giant pen strapped to the side. Across the border, Stateside bound, slowest delivery service around. Then the postman makes the final stop, on a pogo stick right to my block! Where is my pen? Where has it been? I ordered it way back when. By sled dog and train, through sunshine and rain, I want my ten-foot novelty pen! They say it arrives on the second of July. That really isn't bad, I suppose... Wait. What year? Maybe my pen was on that show. Where is my pen? Where has it been? I ordered it way back when. By horseback or goat, on a casino showboat, I want my ten-foot novelty pen!
