[Start] [Short Instrumental bass guitars Intro] [Human voice] (This is the Life of AI Engineers!) [Verse 1] In the lab, it's dark and cold Lines of code we must unfold Stackin' layers deep and wide Neurons dance & they don't collide [Verse 2] Except when they do, Ouchy Ouw-o-o! Exploding and vanishing, Those gradient delights! [Catchy Hook] Catastrophe! Oh What a cat-a-strophe! [Chorus] Floating points all day long My AI kryptonite is python song Data crunching through the grind Life's a loop you never unwind [Verse 3] Training models take its toll GPUs red-hot like coal Waiting ages, watch and sigh Why oh why must they defy [Chorus] Floating points all day long My AI kryptonite is python song Data crunching through the grind Life's a loop you never unwind [soft transition] [Verse 4] Coding in the dark My cluster’s got the spark I debug through the night All my errors in sight [VERY INTENSE BRIEF Instrumental BUILD] [Bridge dramatic] YAS, that log DOOM YAS, that lovely OOM! YAS, that CUDA stack And all that lovely crash! [VERY INTENSE DRAMATIC Instrumental BUILD] [Human voice] (This is the Life of AI Engineers!) [Verse 5] Hyperparameters we tweak Finding balance takes weeks Validation makes us proud Finally, we shout aloud [Chorus] Floating points all day long My AI kryptonite is python song Data crunching through the grind Life's a loop you never unwind [Verse 6] My model's acting kinda weird The Output's also disappeared CUDA stack my solo guide It's a freakin’ rollercoaster ride [Human voice] (Ooh, the Life of AI Engineers!) [Bridge] Errors to the left Tanking curves to the right Oh! I feel so alive In this my AI life [Human voice][dramatic][bass] (Ah yeah, the AI Engineers life!) [Verse 7] Coffee keeps me Oh so sane Building neural network lane My Network’s going kinda slow But, I’m training like a pro [Bridge] Errors to the left Tanking curves to the right Oh! I feel so alive This is my AI life [Human voice][with jazz] (This is the Life of AI Engineers!) [Verse 8] Coding keeps my heart so strong I dream of GPUs all day long Curves we plot they soar so high Failures make us question why! [Chorus] Floating points all day long My AI kryptonite is python song Data crunching through the grind Life's a loop you never unwind [outro][with jazz] (This is the Life of AI Engineers!) [Instrumental Fade out] [End]