[intro] help my internet why is it dying help leon!!! [verse] this is indian tech support (aka leon) uh.... uhhhh..... how can i help you today my internet is fuckin dying!! help!! do be kinda waee do you have any idea on how to fix it first of all give me money oki here you go (300 reais [which is all that i have]) thanks for the payment have a nice day (hangs up) ... what huh what the fuck bro leon :[ [chorus] Leon left me alone with my shitty internet Bombo is asleep, Loud must be working on some enterprise shit, i dont know ive been cursed with the german internet My league of legends game has been hanging by a thread (and so am i) and im dead.... and im wet (i spilled toma awa) and im fat :[ all because leon, that indian femboy furry left me on read [verse] (tries to call xxl) xxl help my internet... yooo! how should i know all about that i have non-german internet :[ and 200 mbps download......... and im skibidi (bRUUUHHHH) ...I know a solution! grab a commically large sledgehammer! ...what. (Leon spawns in) ...LEON YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!! YOU STOLE MY 300 reais ... leon says uwu (leon explodes) and we repeat the chorus (WAIT XXL-) [chorus] Leon left me alone with my shitty internet Bombo is asleep, Loud must be working on some enterprise shit, i dont know ive been cursed with the german internet My league of legends game has been hanging by a thread (and so am i) and im dead.... and im wet (i spilled toma awa) and im fat :[ all because leon, that indian femboy furry left me on read (doesnt bust it down sexual style because my internet is dying :[) [instrumental pause] german internet momentum