
Slay The Bells [Natal_CBR]
In 1857, James Lord Pierpont wrote 'Jingle Bells' to celebrate sleigh races. But in Alpine folklore, the sleigh was never meant for joy. It was used for cargo. The cargo was the children Krampus took away. This is the version history tried to erase. βΰΌΊπ©β οΈοΈπͺΰΌ»β [Drop] NO PEACE ON EARTH! [Verse 1] The chimney chokes on burning fat The festive feast? A habitat for rats! Don't hang the socks, just hang the skin Let the holiday rot begin! [Pre-Chorus] Jingle bells... (DEATH BELLS!) Jingle bells... (HELL BELLS!) [Chorus] Slay the bells! Slay the bells! Slay all the way! Oh what fun it is to burn In a one-horse open grave! Hey! (Grave!) [Post-Chorus] Spirit... is... DEAD. [Verse 2] He sees you when you're sleeping tight AND SEWS YOUR EYELIDS SHUT TONIGHT! No toys inside the sack, I fear... Just severed heads of calm reindeer! [Bridge] You better not cry... You better not cry... I said... YOU BETTER NOT CRY! [Guitar Solo] [Final Chorus] Slay the bells! Slay the bells! Chaos all the way! Your organs fit perfectly... IN THE SLEIGH! [Outro] Ho... Ho... No. βΰΌΊπ©β οΈοΈπͺΰΌ»β Β© πππππ ππππ. πππ ππππππ ππππππππ

