[Verse 1] Gather 'round my friends, let me tell you a tale, Of a party of heroes who set out to prevail. With their dice in hand and their spirits high, They ventured in the dungeon, aiming for the sky. The wizard cast a spell, he aimed to start a blaze, But he rolled a one, now he's lost in a daze. Fireball misfire, singed his own behind, Now he's doing the hot foot, looking less refined. [Chorus] Oh, it's a crit fail party, the laughter never ends, With our natural ones, we're the D&D clowns, my friends. From tripping over rocks to talking to the walls, Our epic fails are legendary, we always take the falls. [Verse 2] The rogue tried to sneak, he was quiet as a mouse, But he slipped on a banana, right inside the house. With a clatter and a crash, he knocked down all the gear, Now the goblins know we're here, and they're laughing ear to ear. The cleric tried to heal, but mispronounced the prayer, Now the paladin's a chicken, clucking everywhere. The barbarian swung his axe, aimed for a troll, But he lost his grip, now it's stuck in a mole. [Chorus] Oh, it's a crit fail party, the laughter never ends, With our natural ones, we're the D&D clowns, my friends. From tripping over rocks to talking to the walls, Our epic fails are legendary, we always take the falls. [Verse 3] The bard struck a chord, to charm the fearsome beast, But his lute string snapped, now it's a musical feast. With a honk and a twang, the monster ran away, Guess we'll live to fail again another day. The ranger drew his bow, aimed at a beast so grand, But he rolled a one, shot his foot and his hand. Now he's hopping 'round the dungeon, cursing up a storm, Guess tracking's off the table 'til his foot is back to norm. [Chorus] Oh, it's a crit fail party, the laughter never ends, With our natural ones, we're the D&D clowns, my friends. From tripping over rocks to talking to the walls, Our epic fails are legendary, we always take the falls. [Verse 4] The sorcerer tried to conjure an illusion to deceive, But he summoned a pink elephant, no one could believe. Now it’s dancing in the dungeon, with a tutu and a hat, Every monster's laughing, even the dire rat. The druid spoke to animals, hoping for a clue, But he rolled a one, and the squirrel just threw a shoe. Now he's covered in acorns, pelted by the critters, His animal friends have left him, he's got the forest jitters. (Chorus) Oh, it's a crit fail party, the laughter never ends, With our natural ones, we're the D&D clowns, my friends. From tripping over rocks to talking to the walls, Our epic fails are legendary, we always take the falls. (Outro) So here's to the mishaps, the botches and the flubs, In this crit fail party, we're the kings and queens of dubs. We may not be the heroes that the legends often tell, But we’ve got a lot of stories where we epically fail. [END]
