[Intro] Paws on the console, tail in the air, Somebody’s causing trouble? We’re already there. [Verse 1] Elixir leaps up, claims the command, One tiny paw and the plans are unmanned. Lady Deadpool grins, “Keep civilians clear,” Deadpool says, “Great, I brought snacks for the gear.” [Pre-Chorus] No crown, no code gets to choose who gets hurt, We draw the line and we hold our ground first. [Chorus] Hey! Back off the people, back off the door, You don’t get to pick who is safe anymore. Cat on the keys, red suits in a row, We shut down the havoc and let kindness grow. Hey! Hands off the helpless, leave them alone, No one gets stranded, no one stands alone. [Verse 2] Across every dimension, the warning goes wide, “Protect the small ones; let no harm slide.” A whisker-flick feint and a perfectly timed quip, The trouble loses signal, the bad scheme slips. [Pre-Chorus] No crown, no code gets to choose who gets hurt, We draw the line and we hold our ground first. [Chorus] Hey! Back off the people, back off the door, You don’t get to pick who is safe anymore. Cat on the keys, red suits in a row, We shut down the havoc and let kindness grow. Hey! Hands off the helpless, leave them alone, No one gets stranded, no one stands alone. [Bridge] Lady: “Keep the innocent out of the crossfire.” Deadpool: “And maybe label the emergency snacks.” Elixir: “Mrrp.” Translation: “I’m in charge.” Together: “We guard each other. That’s the plan.” [Final Chorus] Hey! Back off the people, back off the door, You don’t get to pick who is safe anymore. Cat on the keys, red suits in a row, We shut down the havoc and let kindness grow. Hey! Hands off the helpless, leave them alone, No one gets stranded, no one stands alone. [Outro] Paws off the switch—unless it’s for good. Dimension’s protected. Cat understood.
