Break Every Window

🎵 “Break Every Window” 🎵 (Humorous country/rock song) Verse 1 I was sittin’ in a little white room, starin’ at the wall Doctor came in with his clipboard, said, “Let’s have a talk, y’all” He said, “If you walked out that door today, son, what’s your master plan?” I said, “Get a slingshot, break every window in this land!” He rubbed his forehead, shook his head, didn’t even crack a grin Two big orderlies showed up and rolled me right back in Chorus ‘Cause all I wanna do is break every window in this place I can dress it up, I can hide it up, but you can see it on my face I can tell a hundred stories, I can take the scenic route But every road leads right back around to what I’m thinkin’ about Break every window, every pane of glass in sight Break every window in this bitch tonight! 🎯🪟 Verse 2 The fellas said, “You gotta play it cool, man, sound a little sane Talk about romance and candlelight, don’t mention broken panes” So the doctor asked the question once again a week or two I said, “I’m gonna find a pretty woman, that’s exactly what I’ll do.” He smiled and nodded happily Said, “Now we’re getting somewhere, see?” Pre-Chorus “Then what?” “Take her downtown.” “Then what?” “Take her to my room.” “Then what?” “We’ll get comfortable.” The doctor thought I’d turned a new leaf bloom 🌿 Chorus But all I wanna do is break every window in this place I can dress it up, I can hide it up, but you can see it on my face I can tell a hundred stories, I can take the scenic route But every road leads right back around to what I’m thinkin’ about Break every window, every pane of glass in sight Break every window in this bitch tonight! 🎯🪟 Bridge He said, “Then what?” I said, “Take off my clothes.” “And then?” “She’ll take off hers.” “And then?” I grinned so wide, I thought my face might burst 😆 I said, “I’ll take the elastic from her underwear…” Doctor froze and stared “Make a slingshot outta that thing…” The whole room went dead air… Final Chorus ‘Cause all I wanna do is break every window in this place Tried therapy, tried strategy, but I can’t erase That beautiful ridiculous dream that’s been inside my head No matter how the story starts, it always ends instead with… 💥🪟 BREAK EVERY WINDOW! 🪟💥 Every pane of glass in sight! 💥🪟 BREAK EVERY WINDOW! 🪟💥 Guess I’m stayin’ here tonight! Outro Doctor sighed and closed the file… Orderlies knew the drill… Some folks chase love, some folks chase money… …and some folks just really hate windows. 🤣🎸🪟💥