**Lyrics By rvix86** © Copyright 2026 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you are seeing this song anywhere besides SUNO, know that it is illegally being stolen and placed on a site that I did NOT give my permission for my work to be used. I wrote these lyrics and this is MY song. Any stolen work of mine will be reported. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I almost let you take me out on a Friday night Would’ve worn my best, thought you're my type You had just enough charm, just enough lines Now I see you recycle them on her timeline I was this close to drinking all your cheap red flags Laughing at your jokes that were pretty damn bad But now you’re posting poems like you’re Shakespeare reborn Boy, you couldn’t write depth if it came with a form You’re calling her “forever” after week number two I can’t even commit to a show, let alone you And I’m not even jealous, I’m just entertained Watching all that over-the-top PDA It’s giving “prove we’re happy” every single day While I’m just over here relieved I got away You’re doing the most, I mean criminally sweet Like cavities forming every time that you speak I wanted a spark, not a full-on cartoon Yeah, I dodged that bullet — good luck to you You’re sending her flowers like it’s some grand display But forgot her last name till like yesterday Talking ’bout rings when you barely got depth I’d rather be single than emotionally in debt I like a little bite with the butterflies A clever comeback, not rehearsed replies If you can’t roast me right, keep it moving along I don’t fall for a script, I fall for a song Where the tension builds slow, not a desperate rush I don’t need a fairytale, I need that edge and crush And I’m not even jealous, I’m just entertained Watching all that over-the-top PDA It’s giving “prove we’re happy” every single day While I’m over here relieved I got away You’re doing the most, I mean painfully sweet Like secondhand cringe every time that you speak I wanted a fire, not a honeymoon phase Yeah, I dodged that bullet in a hundred ways Oh my God… Do you guys ever not post each other? Blink twice if it’s real. No seriously — blink. I want that tension, that push and pull Not “good morning beautiful” on a loop till it’s dull Give me a challenge, a spark, a fight Where the words hit sharp but it still feels right No, I’m not jealous, I’m just amused You’re playing house, I would’ve been confused I’d have lost my mind in your rom-com scene Good thing I woke up before act three You’re doing the most, yeah, you really commit To a version of love that don’t mean shit I wanted something real, a little unrefined Yeah, I dodged that bullet — and baby, I’m doin' just fine
