Cigarette-Smoking Toy Monkey[NDC TT]

[Intro – cheesy announcer voice] 🎙️ “He walks, he talks… he smokes!” [Verse 1 – Marlow, half-sung, sarcastic tone] Plastic grin, cherry tip glow, Mom says no, but he steals the show. Battery heart, puffin’ grey, My toy monkey learned to play. [Chorus – band shout, 80s jingle chaos] He’s smokin’ hot! (yeah!) He’s on the run! Cigarette Monkey — number one! Blowin’ smoke for you and me, Cool as hell since ’83! [Bridge – distorted spoken bit, Kane voice] Ash on the carpet, truth in the haze, childhood’s a fever we replay. [Outro – toy cough + kids laughter] 🎙️ “Teach your kids… how to party — early!”