V1 You always loved my Friday nights My camo shirts, those neon signs You’d steal my hat, toss whiskey back Dance til it was closin’ time Then somewhere between “stay the same” And pickin’ out new bathroom paint You started makin’ little lists Of everything ‘bout me you’d change CH You put the F.U. in my fun Every weekend ends with, “What have you done” All my boys are a bad influence Everything I wear you call a nuisance All your phone calls come with twenty questions When did stayin’ home become your new obsession I might as well just stay sober If the good time’s already over Before the night has even begun You put the F.U. in my fun V2 Now Friday nights all end in fights You drag me past those neon lights You grab my keys, say, “Time to go’” Guess it’s more “Friends” reruns tonight You traded shots for stupid rules Started actin’ like fun ain’t cool You used to dance up on that bar Now you’re stuck to your stool CH You put the F.U. in my fun Every weekend ends with, “What have you done” All my boys are a bad influence Everything I wear you call a nuisance All your phone calls come with twenty questions When did stayin’ home become your new obsession I might as well just stay sober If the good time’s already over Before the night has even begun You put the F.U. in my fun BR You keep sayin’ I need to grow up I don’t mean no disrespect But if mature looks like you do Then I have to say a big, “F.U.” I ain’t ready for no nursin’ home bed Hell, I ain’t even gotten old yet LAST CH Yeah, you put the F.U. in my fun “What have I done” I ain’t hurtin’ anyone Keep your rules and your conditions Keep your twenty-question inquisitions I’m callin’ every bad influence Wearin’ everything you call a nuisance I ain’t spendin’ one more weekend sober Waitin’ for my life to be over Maybe you should become a nun ‘Cause you put the F.U. in my fun But not tonight, no, I’ve got rights And I’m exercisin’ my right…to get drunk Outro Yeah, that’s right… Tonight I’m exercisin’ my right…to get drunk ‘Cause you put the F.U. in my fun…
