$aturday Night Special [Verse 1] Well, two feet, they come a-creepin......... Like a black cat do...wooo And two bodies layin' naked Creep...thinks.. he got nothin' to lose Well, he creeps into this house, yeah And unlocks the door And as the man's reachin' for his trousers Shoots him full of 38...... hollllles [Chorus] Oh, Mr.....$aturday Night Special Got a barrel that's blue and cold It ain't good for nothin' But put a man six feet in a hole [Verse 2] Big Jim's been drinkin' whiskey And playin' poker on a losin' night And pretty soon, ol' Jim starts thinkin' Somebody been cheatin' and lyin' So Big Jim commences to fightin' I wouldn't tell you no lie Big Jim done pulled his pistol Shot his friend right between the eyes [Chorus] Oh, Mr.....$aturday Night.... Special Got a barrel that's blue and cold It ain't good for nothin' But put a man six feet in a hole [Bridge] Handguns are made for killin.....' Ain't no good for nothin' else And if you like to drink your whiskey You might even shoot yourself So why don't we dump 'em, people? To the bottom of the sea Before some old fool come around here Wana shoot either you or me [Chorus] Mister Saturday Night Special Got a barrel that's........ blue and colllld It ain't good for nothin' But put a man six feet in a hole [Outro] Oh, it's a Saturday night special For twenty dollars you can buy yourself one too Oh, it's a Saturday night special I'd like to tell you what you can do with it too
