[Gentle introduction] Prrr... prrr... prrr... Mew... mew... mew... [Verse 1 — the music wants you to feel calm] Mrrrow... mrow... prrr... prrr... Nyaaa... mew... prrr... prrr... Mrrrow... mrow... prrr... prrr... Nyaaa... mew... prrr... prrr... [The cat does not feel calm.] [Chorus — the music insists] Prrr prrr prrr prrr — mew mew mew mew Nyaaa nyaaa nyaaa nyaaa — prrr prrr prrr prrr Prrr prrr prrr prrr — mew mew mew mew Nyaaa nyaaa — prrr prrr — mew. [The cat is thinking about what it will do when it gets home.] [Bridge — truly very calming music] Trrrill... trrrill... trrrill... Mew... prrr... mew... prrr... Trrrill... trrrill... trrrill... Mew... prrr... [The vet enters.] HSSSS!! YOWWWL!! MROW MROW MROW!! HSSSS HSSSS HSSSS YOWWWL MROW!! [Outro — back to the calming music, pointlessly] Prrr... prrr... prrr... Mew... mew... mew...
