Love Thy Neighbor

Walkin’ down the street, boots tied tight, Neighbor’s dog barks, lookin’ for a fight. Mrs. Johnson’s yellin’ ‘bout the noise we make,
 But last night she was wasted, for heaven’s sake! Got me brass knucks, got me bat,
 Got me razor, fancy that!
 Love thy neighbor, that’s the rule,
 But break it once and you're the fool! Love thy neighbor – OR DIE! Shake my hand or get a black eye! Raise your glass or kiss the floor, Be my mate or start a war! Love thy neighbor – OR DIE! Old man Jenkins got a wicked right hook, Found that out when I stole his schnapps and cook. Tommy’s missus says we’re all a disgrace,
 But she’s dancin’ on the bar with a smile on her face! Got me brass knucks, got me bat,
 Got me razor, fancy that!
 Love thy neighbor, don’t be rude,
 Unless they’re actin’ like a prude! Love thy neighbor – OR ELSE! 
Shake my hand or taste my belt! 
Have a pint or take a slap,
 Hug it out or take a nap! 
Love thy neighbor – OR ELSE! Oi! Oi! Love thy mate,
 Or I’ll rearrange your face!
 Shake a hand or throw a punch,
 Either way, we’ll grab some lunch! Love thy neighbor – OR ELSE! Shake my hand or taste my belt! Buy a round or take a smack,
 Smile or I’ll break your back!
 Love thy neighbor – OR ELSE! Love thy neighbor – OR DIE! Shake my hand or get a black eye! Raise your glass or kiss the floor, Be my mate or start a war! Love thy neighbor – OR DIE! Oi… Oi… Love thy neighbor… or else…