Oh, the black void’s wide and free, A pirate’s life for me! With our sails of solar wind, We’re bound for galaxies. Yo ho, yo ho, a cosmic life for me, With plasma guns and neutron bombs, We rule the starry sea! We plunder planets rich with ore, Our treasures vast and grand. From asteroid to nebula, We take whate’er we can. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life in space, We loot and raid in zero-g, With stardust on our face! Our ship’s a gleaming marvel, A dreadnought of the stars. We navigate by quasars bright, And battle in the dark. Yo ho, yo ho, the universe our prize, We laugh in the face of danger, With fire in our eyes! No lawman’s fast enough, To catch our fleet so fleet. We vanish like a comet’s tail, Into the deep retreat. Yo ho, yo ho, we fear no space patrol, We’re legends of the cosmos, With hearts as black as coal! So here’s to the void and beyond, And the life we choose to lead. As space pirates we roam afar, In search of cosmic greed. Yo ho, yo ho, a cosmic life for me, With plasma guns and neutron bombs, We rule the starry sea!
