My Jew Friend Love.. I'm a bad goy, I got a Jew friend, I know I know, I said never again after 9/11, but hear me out, he's got that Dank shit, might be an agent, cause he's my Jew boo, and I'm his goy boy, even let him have my foreskin, I guess they collect them? Not sure but he was pretty adamant..I know I know, I said never again after they killed Jesus, but hey he was a Jew too, and I love that dude, so I'm just going with that unless I catch this man eating a baby in the back of a pink Cadillac, then I'm down like the tunnels they find under New York, I know I call them rats but hes more like a Bat, at least he sent me pics of a batwing, I think, it was hella vainy, JFKs blood still stains my memories, so I'm pretty conflicted, but I'm Rollin with this shit, he's pretty gifted, probably not by God, seems a little devilish, but I'll turn him to a Christian. Have him celebrating Christmas, fuck a.dradle, I'll have him playing dominoes and washin tha dishes, he swore he ain't a pedo and thinks the Talmud is gay, and hey that's enough for me, Im Love not Hate and if I got a Jew friend maybe I'll stop being called an anti.semity..we will see... [Chorus] My Jew friend, my day-one friend. Every argument just comes around again. You say I'm crazy, I say "Just wait..." Then we spark another one and call it fate. If the whole world's falling off the edge... At least I ain't falling by myself. Love's got Dank [Dank] Takshiv li.. Love and Dank, we gon' party, weekly Sabbath, killin' rattle-snakes, I don't remember this in the Torah, you preachin' Christianity but eventually we compromise with the Rosh Hashanah You kinda cool, but I'ma still need ya foreskin, no sin, we be leather-facin' them together in the name of Hashem (I think I used that correctly?) Six-thirteen, my mikvah clean, Mazel Tav when we pop off, Love and Dank the dream team, Abrahams when slammin' Häagen-Dazs We keep it Kosher Keep ya Satan, he kinda lame, us Jewdies never knew what that was all even over ...Fuck...I lost my yah-ma-kah Never invite Love to ya Bar Mitzvah for shots if ya don't want em circumsizin' all of it, Solomon Gotta keep the pennies cause these dimes just wanna be borrowin' them My Jew Friend..... Love (Even tho them Shiksa's lookin' like they crawled scraight outta the dollar bin) On a good note, I'm not actually Jewish, but I'll keep playin' along cause I already know that you already be knowin' this, sing a hymn for the Christians, baptized in the sip, Mississippi, roll one up for ya homie, we representin' the Misfits, goy-jew, yeah, we keep it lit (AAAAHHHHH!) [Chorus] My Jew friend, my day-one friend. Every argument just comes around again. You say I'm crazy, I say "Just wait..." Then we spark another one and call it fate. If the whole world's falling off the edge... At least I ain't falling by myself. Danks got Love My Jew Friend Love.. My Jew Friend Love..
