They never learn They just don't see They think they can diminish me But I've never been a patient witch and I'm quick to cast a curse So cross me once and I'll give you a lasting reminder that you are the worst Oh Joan Oh Joan If only I had known I guess I didn't need to cut you in line I just thought your time was less important than mine You tapped me hard once on my skull now every pair of scissors I pick up is dull a reminder to keep others feelings in mind Oh no Oh Joan They're impolite They're downright mean Cross boundaries with impunity But I've never been a forgiving witch and I have a deep bag of tricks So cross me once and I'll make sure your senses will leave you in fits Oh Joan Oh Joan If only I had known I guess I didn't need to steal your lunch but mine was bland and I wanted something crunchy to munch Your glare pierced my very soul now every meal tastes like pickles in my bowl Next time I'll think about others for once Oh no Oh Joan They stare and they leer They whistle and jeer I scramble their thoughts with my spells But no slight can compare to the man who would dare treat me as if I had no parallel I can't help be suspicious he doesn't think I am vicious Is this how the great witches fell? Oh Joan Oh Joan If only you had known I guess I didn't need to fall in love with you My heart was always open and my intentions were true But affection was something you were not used to I didn't push you away and that left you confused So before you turn me into some kind of newt Perhaps you could try and love me too Oh Joan Of course I've always known But I still want you Joan I still want you Joan Oh no Oh no Oh no
