"Shibler, Loki & Devo the chaos crew" Yeehaw, baby, it’s a party tonight! We got Shibler, Loki, Devo, and a clan outta sight. The Blubbershitfaces are causing a scene, And Devo’s howling at the moon—what does it mean? (Verse 1 - Shibler) Shibler Karn’s back with his funky groove, Berpenurp vibes, Wifabawap moves. Rides a llama that’s dressed like a queen, Throwing glitter confetti at every scene. Rolling through the holler with his kazoo, Taught a raccoon how to breakdance too. When the Blubbershitfaces join the jam, You know chaos reigns across the land! (Chorus) Oh, Shibler, Loki, Devo too, With the Blubbershitfaces, what can’t they do? A funky, derpy, chaotic spree, The wildest squad in history! (Verse 2 - Loki and Devo) Loki’s the lover, the Monkey GF king, Dragging his plush with a derpy swing. Devo’s a whippet with a soulful sound, Howls a sea shanty while spinning around. They team up at night, making the rounds, Loki’s stealing snacks while Devo astounds. A doggy duo with no shame in their game, They’re legends together, rewriting fame. (Bridge - The Blubbershitfaces) (Banjo and fiddle take over, joined by funky beats) Now the Blubbershitfaces bring the fire, With Granny on the roof and Grandpa on a tire. Uncle Joe’s hog wears a cowboy hat, While Aunt Sue’s arguing with a dancing rat. Claire the pig takes center stage, Squealing to Devo’s soulful rage. The holler shakes as the clan gets down, They’re the loudest crew in the wackiest town! (Chorus) Oh, Shibler, Loki, Devo too, With the Blubbershitfaces, what can’t they do? A funky, derpy, chaotic spree, The wildest squad in history! (Verse 3 - The Ultimate Showdown) Now Shibler’s kazoo starts a funky beat, While Loki’s dragging his monkey down the street. Devo’s howling a whippet refrain, And the Blubbershitfaces are bringing the pain! Uncle Joe’s hog’s playing spoons in the yard, Cousin Dee’s juggling chickens on guard. Shibler yells, “Let’s turn it to eleven!” And Devo’s howl cracks open the heavens. (Final Chorus) Oh, Shibler, Loki, Devo too, With the Blubbershitfaces, what can’t they do? A funky, derpy, chaotic spree, The wildest squad in history! (Outro) (Banjo, kazoo, and a howl blend into a cacophony of madness) The saga ends with a mighty roar, As the Blubbershitfaces storm the dancefloor. With Shibler, Loki, and Devo in tow, This chaotic crew steals the show. (Final chord, with a kazoo flourish, a pig squeal, and Devo howling into the distance.)
