Captain Boneless (Afterwards Remix By Team Originally Made)

(Intro) Yo-ho-ho! Raise the flag, you filthy lot! No map, no morals, and definitely no brains. Captain Boneless on deck. and chaos is our only compass! **(Instrumental)** (Verse 1) Ayo, I’m Captain Boneless, king of the fools, Drunk since Monday, I don’t follow no rules. My ship’s held together with duct tape, Crew’s so dumb they tried to rob the sea. Quartermaster drunk, firing cannons at clouds, Swears the thunder’s “talkin’ too loud.” Navigator charted a map with crayons, We’ve been lost since the break of dawn. We pillage bars, not ports or towns, Sink our ship, then laugh and drown. If stupidity’s gold, we’re filthy rich. Call us legends of the glitch! **(Instrumental)** (Hook) Yo-ho-ho, we’re chaos afloat, Cursed by the gods and we still won’t choke. Drunk, dumb, and doomed, that’s our code, Sailin’ blind down a bottle-shaped road. **(Instrumental)** (Verse 2) First mate Toothless chews on nails, Claims he bit a shark, but that tale fails. Cook serves rum for breakfast stew, Last time he tried soup, he burned it too. We don’t fear death, we just ignore it, Sinking our hobby, we can’t afford it. The parrot’s drunk, the anchor’s gone, Our moral compass? Hell, that’s long gone. We rob each other for fun at night, Fight over crumbs, think it’s pirate right. Captain Boneless laughs through the pain, Screams, “We’re legends!” while goin’ insane. **(Instrumental)** (Hook) Yo-ho-ho, we’re chaos afloat, Cursed by the gods and we still won’t choke. Drunk, dumb, and doomed, that’s our code, Sailin’ blind down a bottle-shaped road. **(Instrumental)** (Bridge) We lost our souls in a storm of lies, Now we toast to the sound of our own demise. If hell had a tavern, we’d own the floor, ‘Cause we’ve been banned from every shore. **(Instrumental)** (Verse 3) Captain Boneless don’t kneel to kings, He spits on crowns and breaks their rings. He steals from thieves, gives nothin’ back, Just laughs, “This world’s gone off track.” He says, “The ocean’s pure, the land’s corrupt, Humans sold their hearts for luck.” So we sail the sea, no shame, no plan, Middle finger raised to every man. We’re ghosts of freedom, lost at bay, Livin’ loud till we fade away. No bones broken, no souls to save, We’re the dumbest pirates, and proud of the grave! **(Instrumental)** (Final Hook) Yo-ho-ho, we’re chaos afloat, Cursed by the gods and we still won’t choke. Drunk, dumb, and doomed. that’s our code, Sailin’ blind down a bottle-shaped road. (Outro) [Captain Boneless yelling] A toast! To every lost soul that never cared to be found! Now pour the rum, burn the map.. and let’s sink this ship with style! **(Instrumental outro)**