[instrumental intro] [verse 1] Just an ordinary guy, living a mediocre simple life Had a decent place to live and ordered Thai food every Friday night Wasn't looking for a change - was contented with my plight It wasn't special, but I didn't think I'd cast that life aside [verse 2] But there you were inside my doorway bringing ผัดกะเพรา to me You complimented my collectibles, at least the ones that you could see I was floored by your beauty and we seemed to agree That our paths would join together for all the time we could foresee [break] [pre-chorus] I was sailing on my life's uninteresting trajectory And there you walked inside making that life a distant memory You took my love without giving anything in return And you stomped my love into the ground you harpy bitch [chorus] You were nothing but a side quest, to distract me from the life that I had I should have had you leave the food at the door Now I'm way beyond my means and feeling like I've been damned What doesn't kill me makes me stronger! [guitar solo] [verse 3] Just an ordinary guy with his girlfriend harpy bitch I was trying to make her happy, but I was far from rich She wanted more space for her friends and more room in the fridge So I sold off all my lightsabers and they we sold without a hitch [break] [verse 4] I don't know what I was thinking but the sex was on my mind We split the rent of a new place but the lease's name was mine I sold my Funko Pops because she wanted us to have a car Of course she wanted a nice M-Class so I sold all my guitars [break] [chorus] You were nothing but a side quest, to distract me from the life that I had I should have had you leave the food at the door Now I'm way beyond my means and feeling like I've been damned What doesn't kill me makes me stronger! [break] [outro] Just an ordinary guy now with a cautionary tale Don't take a useless side quest or your life you could derail My memories of her sure aren't worth the suffering It's taken quite some time but I think I may be recovering [ending] What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! [end]