[intro] Snow in the doorway, card in my hand She walked in smiling like she had a plan I caught the glint, I caught the setup Now I’m watching close while the beat got up [singer A] She a seasonal Christmas classic Only cold when the bill come in Comin' round the block with a candy-apple grin Snow on her coat, but her hands stay quick Holiday slick Mistletoe misfit Pull up, look cute, then dip real fast [melodic interlude] [singer B] She said you just another shrimp on the plate Small Barbie or should I say average She's a man eater Energy, finance, defeater Straight up wallet deceiver She's a motherfucking man eater [chorus] Ooh, she comes with the tinsel on Smile so sweet till the tab gets gone Card get swiped and the vibe turns cold I'm keepin' my cash in the coat I fold Merry little hustle in a red dress fit One hand on the hook, one hand on the exit If she want the tree, she can buy the tree Ain't no gift receipt comin' back to me [singer A] Bitches trying to stay warm in the winter Well Merry Christmas, motherfuckers You can keep all them ho-ho-hos I ain't no fucking Santa Claus I'd rather Grinch it up Fill up my own cup Piss in yours, that's what's up Fuck a holiday ho, bitch has got to go [instrumental] [singer B] She flaunts her titties and shakes ass, drops it like it's hot Till you whip out the credit card and you realize she ain't nothing but a trot [verse 1] Getto Grinch in a seasoned wallet Green on the face, but the pockets still solid Seasoned up, greasy, lowkey polished She want the gift wrap, I want my deposits [verse 2] Ten-part cold run, whole squad in the scene Holiday hustle with a broke-ass dream Smile real sweet, but the script too mean Tryna cash out on a man with cream [verse 3] She tiptoes close with a sugar-slick grin Talkin' 'bout love, but she came for the spin Getto Grinch vibes when the winter winds hit Snatchin' every crumb, not a single extra bit [verse 4] Seasoned wallet worn, but it still don't fold Seen a million flirts and a hundred tales told She want the gold trim, the designer and the smoke I keep it all tight, let the fake ones choke [verse 5] Neighborhood Grinch with a mink and a plan Hands in my coat like she know who I am Holiday magic? Nah, scam after scam She'll leave you with mistletoe and an empty hand [verse 6] I been through the tinsel, the sparkle, the lies Read all the red flags in her Santa disguise She playin' for the lights, for the gifts, for the show I'm the Getto Grinch, baby, and I move real slow [verse 7] Wallet been seasoned, got that old-school taste Every little trick ain't a credit worth chase She want the swipe now, I want peace and space No room for a ho-ho in this money-safe place [verse 8] Cold nights, hot talk, but I see through the frost She calculating value, all about what I got Getto Grinch season, yeah I learned that thought If it ain't real love, then the deal get tossed [verse 9] Wrapped up in the drama, but I never unwrap Leave 'em on read while I count up the stack Seasoned wallet wisdom, never fall for the act She can jingle all she want, I don't jingle back [verse 10] So merry little hustlers, take your scheme elsewhere Getto Grinch in the winter with a don’t-care stare Seasoned wallet locked, I ain't paying for air If your love cost money, I wasn't ever there [outro] Keep the ornaments, I’m out the door Same old game, I’ve seen it before December tricks don’t work on me I lock it down and let it be
